University
Research Breakthrough With CBD
Young minds in the chemistry laboratories of today’s
universities pave the way to a new tomorrow.
Students at the 150-year-old University of
Arkansas have made the breakthrough discovery that has eluded college
students since the time of Socrates. The discovery comes in the form of a new
product called ENDO water, manufactured by Right On Brands of Los Angeles.
California.
First some background; the University of Arkansas,
with its 27,000 students, boasts
the dubious distinction of being Arkansas’ undisputed number one party school,
as rated by niche.com.
After hours of laborious experimentation, the students
discovered that consuming just one ENDO water
CBD drink made even the most completely inebriated person appear completely
sober. Students asked for comment reviled that while the discovery was more
accidental than clinical, it was very important to the student body, and in
particular to certain nameless sororities and fraternal organizations.
This may have something to do with the fact that the
Fayetteville police are called to the campus on a nightly basis on reports of
drunk and disorderly person who may be arrested.
Sean, a student from Little Rock stated “Now when we
hear sirens, we simply chug an ENDO water and we appear completely sober within
minutes.” Following up by saying “ENDO water CBD product is a miracle ‘[be]cause
it doesn’t even kill your buzz”.
Parents paying six figures for their off-spring’s
educations have yet another reason to be so proud.
MN1.com Market News First Reports
Reported by Mike Spencer, MN1.com News Correspondent.
Michael Spencer is a News Correspondent for Cannabis Sector
Mexico. He is a corporate consultant to many of the top players in the Mexican
cannabis industry, from retailers to extraction operations and growers, to the
power elite and politicians behind the scenes.
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